Wednesday, August 6, 2008

How Is This Guy a Working Actor?

Seriously, this guy is one of the worst actors working today.

Just look at that picture. The guy is so disturbing! And has he ever given a good performance?

Okay, he was all right in Being John Malkovich but that's because he was playing himself. Otherwise he's just awful, and painful to watch. His constant affectations and utter creepiness are enough to make anyone shudder. And yet some people love this guy.

Let's take, for example, Rounders. Granted, not a great movie, but a good one. I mean, it's entertaining enough. And the minor characters are all great, from John Turturro to Martin Landau. That is except for John Malkovich, with his stupid Oreo cookies and his dreadful "Russian" accent. They could have had Rick Moranis in the role and it would have been better than Mr. Creepy McCreepington, John Malkovich.

It doesn't matter what this guy's in, he's eerie and terrible, from The Killing Fields to In the Line of Fire to Eragon.

What a hack!!!

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